• Cashier: That'll be $4.03
  • Me: I only have $4...
  • Cashier: That's ok, I have the three cents
  • Me: ...........
  • Cashier: ........
  • Me: what are we?

princeowl:

what the hell r u doing unfollowing me while im asleep that is disrespectful

(via cartel)

cactsus:

my thick thighs and basic brown eyes will win over someone’s heart one day

(via happiest)

christmascockies:

i stopped caring when i was like 3

(via hotboyproblems)

thatsmoderatelyraven:

i bet people dont understand that im joking 800% of the time

(via unpopuler)